Police Squad and the Naked Gun films never fail to make me cackle :D
True Comedy God
- Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
- Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
- Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
- Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
- Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
- Government: *Is against abortion*
I hate her. She’s the worst mistake I’ve ever made. I regret letting myself fall for someone who doesn’t care in the slightest. I’m sick of the selfish women making me their puppets and then tossing me out like garbage. I’m worth more than that. I’m worth more than someone who tosses me out and fucks around with other people in the matter of a week. I’m sick of whores who don’t think about anything but themselves. Goodbye you stupid bitch.